So, my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything. I was like, “Yeah, get me some facewash please.” And she was like, “What kind?” And I was like, “The kind for your face.” And then she was like, “BRAND.” And I was like, “Seriously, I don’t care. Get me fucking Hannah Montana for all I care.” Cause I’m a smartass like that. And her, also being a smartass, brings this shit home to me. My fucking mother. No one angers me more.
THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST OF ALL TIME
i think i just peed myself
(via inspectahradio)
Obama: In the same day he declares his support for same-sex marriage he also declares he is a Coulson fan boy.
Winner.
I don’t even care if this is real or not.
I love the whole world.
I like that he tweeted this at Stan Lee and not Joss Whedon or just Marvel.
(Source: somethingveryodd)
#it really upsets me when people say they dislike captain america because he’s boring #like maybe he’s not as snarky as tony #or as badass as natasha and clint #sure he’s not as adorable as thor #but captain america is far from boring #he’s such a perfectly devised character it actually causes me pain #because he really is just a kid #just a kid that was forced to become a hero #and he took that role gladly because he wanted so desperately to help people #his weapon of choice is a shield for crying out loud! #he doesn’t want to hurt people #he’s not out for revenge or anything like that #he just wants to protect people #to save them
(Source: jjabramsed, via emilianadarling)
Ninth time this month.
Fuck’s sake…
Arthur?
(Source: http2puntos, via onlylolgifs)
